I was born in a castle in Cornwall - Great Britain.
Although my lineage is steeped in nobility
I chose to relinquish my royal robes and venture upon a path
of excitement and adventure of spirit.
Preceding the passing of my beloved pet, Poodle-Puff
I had, unfortunately no sense of the spiritual rhealm whatsoever.
This had left my life at times, seeming like a frightening chasm, bereft of hope.
Needless to say, when Poodle-Puff passed
I was a bit discombobulated.
"Oh Poodle-Puff, Poodle-Puff how could you leave me so."
I was quite distraught when I left for work the next morning.
Timeless Yiddish Classic
"Bei Mir Bist Du Schön"
Croon Along With Kitty's
Die of Shock as Kitty Opens Her Mouth and Out Comes
the Fabulous Aria "Là cie da rem la mano"
from the t i m e l e s s opera "Don Giovanni"
last modified: December 26, 2004