kitty's secrets

I was born in a castle in Cornwall - Great Britain.
Although my lineage is steeped in nobility
I chose to relinquish my royal robes and venture upon a path
of excitement and adventure of spirit.

Preceding the passing of my beloved pet, Poodle-Puff
I had, unfortunately no sense of the spiritual rhealm whatsoever.
This had left my life at times, seeming like a frightening chasm, bereft of hope.

Needless to say, when Poodle-Puff passed
I was a bit discombobulated.
"Oh Poodle-Puff, Poodle-Puff how could you leave me so."

I was quite distraught when I left for work the next morning.
But my whole life changed upon my return home when, as I opened the door,
I saw the most beautiful sight I'd ever seen.

Poodle-Puff had returned from The Great Beyond
and left me a puddle of pee as proof
he was doing just fine and dandy in his "new life".

I was so moved I decided to share my experience with others.
I am currently on a book tour of the United States
signing copies of my latest best-seller
"Pets Are People Too - Ten Trusted Telepathic Ways To Communicate With Your Best friend".

**Kitty's Magnificent Melodic Art of Vocal Manipulation**
	Experience Kitty's Timeless Yiddish Classic "Bei Mir Bist Du Schön"	Croon Along With Kitty's Wonderfully Romantic "Bésame Mucho"
	Die of Shock as Kitty Opens Her Mouth and Out Comes the Fabulous Aria "Là cie da rem la mano" from the t i m e l e s s opera "Don Giovanni"

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